boy: have sex w me
boy: misandry is real
So far it’s killed less people in the US than Darren Wilson has.
Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating
Somebody needs to give that guy an award
He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.
when your friend cusses in front of your parents
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between