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colorfulhowell:

There are two types of people

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Re-watching House ’cause why not, right?

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jayeshe:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you.

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guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

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pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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cubebreaker:

Israeli artist Shay Aaron creates delicious looking tiny food sculptures and jewelry at a 1:12 scale.

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anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

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teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

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