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always-amy:

I love this child.

(via homelesse)

pournstar:

boy: have sex w me
girl: no
boy: misandry is real

(via homelesse)

I wish people would stop going crazy about ebola.

mysharona1987:

So far it’s killed less people in the US than Darren Wilson has.

(via homelesse)

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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(via homelesse)

fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

(Source: thegailygrind, via salegamine)

(Source: starlightinherveins, via homelesse)

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas, via homelesse)

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via i-ndubitably)